Friday, July 29, 2011

I think he is a robot

I am not really sure if Riggs is as much a dog as he is a robot.  Riggs is all about routine and schedule and never deviates from it.  Nothing ever changes.  His internal clock goes off at various times of the day or after certain order of events.

Riggs Schedule (Weekday)

  • Wake up at 6:15 am and begin pestering Dada (aka lick lick lick lick) to wake up and feed me.  Proceed to do this for the next 45min to an hour till Dada cannot take it any longer and gets out of bed.
  • Run downstairs as fast as I can and run around in circles as I wait impatiently for Dada to get my food ready.
  • Stand there and whine and jump on Dada because he is taking way too long to get my food ready.
  • Inhale my food as fast as I can, licking every last morsel from in the bowl and all around the bowl.
  • Run back upstairs and grab a stuffed animal ready to play.  Begin whining if no one will pay attention and play with me.
  • Go for a walk outside around the neighborhood, sniff all the light poles, bushes and as many grass piles as I can get away with dragging Dada to.
  • Pee 3 – 4 times.
  • Poo twice.
  • Wait for Dada to give me a treat back at home.
  • Lay down and begin sad pouty face to make Dada feel guilty for leaving me home as he leaves for work.
  • Stand at door waiting for Mama to enter coming home from work.
  • Run over and grab Angry Face or Pink Eye stuffed animal ready to play.
  • Go outside and pee but then stand around and not poo.  I want to eat!!!
  • Stand there and whine and jump on Mama because she is taking way too long to get my food ready.
  • Inhale my food as fast as I can, licking every last morsel from in the bowl and all around the bowl.
  • Run back upstairs and grab a stuffed animal ready to play.  Begin whining if no one will pay attention and play with me.
  • Lay down next to Mama.
  • Run to door when I hear garage door open and stand there waiting for Dada to enter coming home from work.
  • Run over and grab Angry Face or Pink Eye stuffed animal ready to play.
  • Go outside and finally poo and pee again.
  • Stand under the table and lick lick lick lick Dada’s legs as he eats dinner.
  • At 7:30pm, begin sitting or standing and staring at Mama and Dada waiting for one of them to get up and go get me a carrot out of the frig.  FINALLY at 8pm I get my carrot.
  • Make a complete mess breaking my carrot up into tiny pieces and then eat it.
  • Grab a stuffed animal and stand at the bottom of the stairs waiting for Mama to go upstairs to crawl into bed.
  • Lay in bed and suck on Paris Hilton’s nose.
  • Chew on my Nylabone.
  • Play tug-a-war with one of my stuffed animals with Mama.
  • Fall asleep.
  • Act like dead weight and pretend I am sleeping when Dada comes to bed and wants to take me outside one last time.
  • Pee once.
  • Go over to Dada when he crawls into bed and begin lick lick lick licking him.
  • After getting pushed away 4-5 times I finally give up and fall back asleep waiting for 6:15am to arrive to start it all over again.

3 comments:

  1. Just had to drop a line to tell you how much I'm enjoying the story of Riggs.

    I found your blog in a link from "Owned by Pugs" and spent WAY to much time at work yesterday getting caught up on the story of Riggs' life.

    We have two pugs - Henrietta (Henny-Penny) and Gabrielle (Gaby-Doo) - with so many of the same qualities that Riggs has. We wouldn't trade them for anything!

    So looking forward to reading more....

    Thanks,
    raed

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  2. HIL-AR-IOUS! He's certainly got you trained...

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