Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Phantom peeing

Riggs has a little friend in the neighborhood named Tucker.  Tucker is a male yorkie.  Riggs must have paid attention to how Tucker stands to pee and now is trying to copy him.  “Hey Mama & Dada check me out.  I pee like a big boy now.”  Obviously if you have been following this blog for awhile now then you know that Riggs does not do anything normal and this new peeing stance is no different.

Riggs now goes up to every pole, bush, plant, palm tree, whatever is around lifts his leg and pees......nothing.  That is right folks.  He does the position but does not actually pee.  He just goes through the neighborhood and does fake drive by pee stances on everything.  When he is actually ready to pee then he goes back into his normal weird squat with one leg sticking up and the other balancing all his weight.

Congratulations on making yourself even more odd than you already are silly.

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